I WILL SLAP YOU

Rabu, Oktober 23, 2013

I WILL SLAP YOU, RIGHT ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKER POOR IMAGINARY FACE
YOU SON OF A BITCH, A JERK, A RASCAL, A BASTARD
I'M FEELING LIKE AN IDIOT FOR GOD'S SAKE

AND THIS SHIT HAS BEEN AN ANNUAL SHITNESS FOR OVER TWO YEARS
THIS ... THIS ... THIS TRICK HAS MAKE ME GON' CRAZY, INSANE, OUT-OF-MY-MIND, AND OBVIOUSLY WILD




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*clear throat*
*INGUS KELUAR*

GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OKAY.

HONESTLY, YOU WILL OBVIOUSLY LAUGH AT ME. ALTHOUGH IF YOU DON'T, JUST PRETEND YOU DO IT. BECAUSE I'M VERY PATHETIC RIGHT NOW, I'M CURRENTLY FEELING LIKE A DOG'S ASS. *AFGHJKL$%^&*()DFGHJK@#$%^&*()SDFGHJK#$%^&*()SDFGHJKL

This post is a pure diary, curcol, curhat. Pass it if you are looking something serious.





So, one day, I was online on Facebook. And then, one of my friend, chat me. This is the thing that bitch type ( I translate it to english):
bitch: "Do you have a friend who sell pulsa?"
me: "Yes."
bitch : "Can you fill my number? 0x@#$%^&*( 100rb"
me :"Ok"
bitch : "Okay. I'll wait."
me: "It's already sent."
bitch : "Oh, can you fill this number too? @#$%^&* 100rb"
me : "Ugh... I am sorry, I've run out of pulsa I can't send sms to her again. Sorry >,<" ===> I'm completely honest with this. I've run out of pulsa. There are only 40 IDR on my account
bitch : "Oh... then send me her number. I'll text her. Or tell her to fill your pulsa, I'll pay for it."
me : "..."
me :"oi"
bitch : "why oi?"
me : "myfriendname"
me : "myfriendname"
me : "myfriendname"
me : "myfriendname"
me : "myfriendname"
bitch : "myname"
bitch : "myname"
bitch : "myname"
bitch : "myname"
me: "... woe"
bitch : "   "
me : "Woe you tricked me!"
bitch : "You just recognize?" ====> son of a bitch
me : "Clever" ====> IDIOT
bitch : "Stupid"
me : "fuck with ya"
bitch : "fuck u to yaahh"
me : "woe poor people where are you?" =====> IDIOT
//END OF CHILDISH STORY//

AND... WHAT DO YOU THINK MY REACTION WILL BE?
I'M SERIOUSLY FEELING LIKE AN IDIOT. EVEN AFTER I WAS TRICKED LAST YEAR WITH VERY SAME TRICK, SAME TEXT, SAME WAY. YOU DON'T SAY? OwO
SERIOUSLY. LAST YEAR IDR 200.000 FLEW AWAY, AND THIS YEAR IDR 100.000 WILL FLY BY. AM I A GENEROUS GIRL TO GIVE SOME BITCH PULSA? EVEN THOUGH MINE IS ALSO BROKEN. THAT THING IS JUST RIDICULOUSLY MOCKING ME, LIKE ... AN APE FARTING ON YOUR FACE AND YOU JUST ENJOY SMELLING IT. IT'S .......

IT'S KA ME KA ME KA ME KA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiks

TT_TT

//end of some shit

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